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YOU KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN 2004 WHEN:
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1. You accidentally enter your pin number on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail your friend who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they...
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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side.
The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up....
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Whats in a name?? MEN
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MEN'S NAMESArran - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, well hung but very caring.
Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex - cute and short but a liar and a cheat.
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Am I thick or what?
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Wey Hey I have finally made it! I have found the forum. I have been trying for a couple of weeks to find it on the site without any luck. Told you I was thick!
Any way Im here now so hello to everybody.
Love and hugs Christa xxx
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Hey Everybody
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Hey this is RSG (Anthony.) How are yas? This is a beautiful site, dedicated to the big man himself, Meat Loaf. Love the guy, I hope you don't mind me joining. 
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Why Women Cry
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A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all h...
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Swap Shop Tading Place...
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Just thought it might be an idea to have a place where people can offer Meat related items either for sale or swapses. So if you have a double of something, that you'd like to swap for something else, or something you're absolutely dying to get you're hands on, post it here and maybe someone can he...
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that time of the month a mans view
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how can we ever trust wimmin after all
how can you trust someone that bleed's once a month and
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Are You Ready To Have Kids??
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Take this test and find out!
Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flowerbed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place fish fingers behind the couch and leave it there all summer.
Toy Test: Obtain a 55-gallon bo...
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25 Signs You've Grown Up...
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1.. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2.. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3.. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4.. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5.. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
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What's in a name?? WOMEN
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WOMEN'S NAMESAda - blue haired, smells of wee.
Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs
Alison - bra and pants are the same garment.
Amanda - I.Q. tends to be smaller than bra size. .
Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted.
Andrea - Small breasts, d...
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do blondes have more fun
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owing to the fact that i as a male seem to be vastly outnumbered by the oppostie sex i think it is time to hit back and hit back hard right where it hurt's
peroxide and brain cell's(or the lack of)
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Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in the handicap zone.
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Celeb Quotes...
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"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading."Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forget...
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That time of the month...
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Just for Rick...to even things up...
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. P*ssy Mood Syndrome
11. Plai...
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Men are like...
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It Brought a smile to my face as some of these are soooo true...
Men are like... place mats.They only show up when there's food on the table.Men are like... mascara.They usually run at the first sign of emotion.Men are like... bike helmets.Handy in an emergency, but otherwise just look silly.Men ar...
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